SHIPPING & RETURNS

 Rev Up for Delivery… at Our Pace!

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At The Quarter Mile Game, we’re all about the thrill of the race, but our shipping? Let’s just say it’s more like a leisurely cruise. We keep it simple and ship exclusively with USPS, picking the cheapest option possible—because we’d rather you save your cash for the pot than blow it on express mail.

 

Speed? USPS moves slower than your grandma wearing wrap around sun glasses merging onto the highway...  Expect your game to take its sweet time getting to you. Patience is a virtue, and you’ll need it while your package does a few victory laps through the postal system.

 

Why $8 Shipping?

Here’s the deal: when you grab the game and the cars together, your total comes to $69 —it’s not just logistics, it’s comedy.  Every order, whether it’s the full bundle or just the game, rides at $8, no exceptions. 

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What You Need to Know:

• Where We Ship: Continental U.S. only for now.. Sorry, not sorry, tarriffs work.

• Tracking: You’ll get a USPS tracking number, but don’t expect it to update like a live race feed. It’ll get there… eventually.

• Lost or Damaged? If your package spins out or gets jacked like a Hellcat in the inner city... hit us up. TheQuarterMileGame@gmail.com We probably know just as much as you do. 

• No Rush Options: We don’t do expedited shipping. But if you’re in a hurry throw me $1000 Venmo and I'll personally fly it to your house.

• We’re here to deliver the fun of The Quarter Mile Game, not break land-speed records with shipping. So buckle up, order now, and get ready to roll the dice when your box finally crosses the finish line!